ith ethu station aanu?
Soman: Railway Station
***
One day:
I kicked lions face
I pulled tigers tail
I broke cheetas leg
I throw elephants
Then the Toy shop owner kicked me out..
***
Thalayil parikkupatti vanna patientinodu Nurse:
Name?
Patient: Sasi
Nurse: DOB
Sasi: 1st April
Nurse: kalyanam kazhinjathano?
Sasi: alla, accident pattiyatha..
***
Sasi & Soman bomb undakkuvarunnu.
Sasi: ithu fix cheyyumbol pottiyaal enthu cheyyum?
Soman: saramilla. ente kaiyil verorennam koodiyundu..
***
Beachil sadachara police: " entha ningal 2 perum ivide irikkunnathu"
Man: njangal vivaham kazhichavaranu
Police: enkil veettil irunnoode?
Man: Athinu ivalude hubby sammathikende..
***
Oru Boy girlinu thamara poo koduthu.
Girl boyiyude karanath adi koduthu.
Boy: njan BJP yude pracharanam nadathuvaarunnu.
Girl: njan Congressinteyum.
***
An Aeroplane asks a rocket: How is that you can fly so fast?
The rocket replies: You will know the pain when they put fire at your back. ***
Traffic Police bike yathrakaarodu:
"Edo 4 pere vechu bike odikkunnathu kuttakaramaanennarinju koode?"
ettavum pinnilirunnayaal: ayyo.... 5 mathavan evideyo veenu..
***
If someone says he loves you from the bottom of the heart. Be careful, he may still have space for others on TOP.
***
Dr. patientinte friendinodu:
"1 hr munpu kondu vannirunnenkil jeevan rakshikkamaayirunnu."
Friend: 15 min. munpanu accident undayaathu Doctor..***
I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant.
To have candlight n' dinner
And to say those three sweet words to you:
'pay the bill'
***
Boy : Ethra vayasaayi
Girl : 20
Boy : 5 varsham munpu chodichappozhum ithe vayasalle paranjathu.
Girl: hmm.. athanu njan. paranja vakku orikkalum matti parayaarilla..
***
Soman: I am going ennal entha artham
Sasi: njan pokunnu.
Soman: anganeyangu poyalo... ithinte artham paranjittu poyal mathi.
***
Kutti: Acha.. iruttil ezhuthaan ariyamo?
Achan: athinentha ezhuthaamallo
Kutti: enkil ee progress cardil onnoppitte..
***
How
to reduce weight:
First turn your head to right and then to
the left
Repeat this one whenever you have given
something to eat.
***
Marketing companiyil ninnum call.
Hi, I am santosh from Kochi
Me: athinu njanenthu venam?
Hi, I am suresh from Tvm
Me: athinu njanenthu venam?
Hi, I am shalini from Kottayam
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
The husband replied ‘Yes dear, but I was
in love and didn’t notice’.
***
Calssil Sasi Somanodu:
Mindathirikkooo.
Soman: Nee aara?
Sasi: Njan monitor
Soman: Enkil njan CPU … onnu poda.
***
Sardar: Do you know how to swim?
Tinumon : No
Sardar: A dog is better than you. It can
swim.
Tintumon: So, do you know how to swim?
Sardar: For sure..
Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference
between you and a dog?
***
Paalu kudichal velukkumo
Dr.: Hmm.
Sasi: Enkil erumakutti enthanu
velukkathathu?
***
On first night, after marriage.
Vadhu: eniku entho... pediyaakunnu..
Varan: first night aayathukondanalle,
saramilla ingaduthirikkooo..
Vadhu: aey alla.. its first time in night... atha oru...
***
Sasi: I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3
hours due to electric failure
Soman: I was worse off. I stuck
ESCALATOR for 5 hours.
***
Sasi ATM-il ninnum paisa edukunnu.
Pinnil linil ninna Soman: ninte
p/w njan kandu… 4 asteriks alle ?
Sasi: Ha.ha. u r wrong. Its 3275.
Son to papa:
Njan mummyodu chothikkate purathu pokan
ethra valarenam papa?
Papa: mone, athrayum njan polum
valarnittilla.
***
Sasi: chevi kelkan vayyatha orale ningal
enthu vilikkum
Soman: Ningal enthu venelum vilicho,
ayalku chevi kelkillallo.
***
Sardar's dad died and he was crying. After
2 minutes, sardar started to cry louder.
Friend : what happend now?
Sardar : My sister just called me. Her dad also died.!!!!
***
pattiyude vaalel pipe idunnathu kandu Sasi, Somanodu:
"vaalu nereyavilla"
Soman: eda manda... njan pipe
valakkuvaanu.
***
No one is as ugly as their voters id pics
Nor, as gud luking as their facebook
profile pics.
Aana urumbinodu:
Ethra vayasaayi?
Urumbu: 25 vayasai
Aana: Uvvo... pakshe kandal parayilla.
Urumbu: hmm... kaaranam njan SANTOOR soapilanu kulikkunnathu...
***
Sasi: My wife dead yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears r not come out. What to do?
Soman: No prob dude, just imagine she is came back.
***
Sasi: I got married bcoz I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Soman: Amazing, I got divorced for the same reason.
***
Sasi: I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.
Soman: Thats's nothing. I sent my wife with a friend and saved full money. ***
Sasi: Innale oruthan bharya thalli. njan paranju aanungale thallan.
Soman: ennittu?
Sasi: bodham thelinjappol njan hospitalil aayirunnu.
***
Sasi: Nee ente kalyanathinu varille?
Soman: Theerchaayum. aapathil maari nilkunnavan suhruthaanoda?
***
Sasi: Hair cut cheyyunnathinu ethra roppaya?
Barber: Rs.50/-
Sasi: Shave cheyyan?
Barber: Rs.25/-
Sasi: Sari, enkil ente thala shave cheytholu..
***
Sasi: Ee santhosham ennu vechal entha?
Soman: enikkariyilla. ente marriage cheruppathile kazhinju.
